Funny Bones Joke Written on Mirror

GrandRk

Today morning the keypad of my office desk land line was dead, so to make an emergency call i swapped land line of other desk and as usual forgot to keep it back.

Now the guys sitting there are raising the Infrastructure Request for "Enabling Outgoing Calls"...

GrandRk

CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost:-
"We have 12 Airbags, ABS, Safety controls, Safety sensors, Parking assitance for safety, safe..."

Santa: "We have Ganeshji on the dashboard, Hanumanji on rear windshield, Nimbu Mirchi on bumper and Durga Ma di lal chunni around rear view mirror... Dont worry about our safety... Tu price kam kar"

Akash1886

This is what is called true bargaining [lol] . I think this should be forwarded to whatsapp. The "Desi" wins over "Videsi" [clap] !

Regards

Akash

Akash1886

The Only Difference Between Love Marriage and Arranged Marriage!

In Arranged Marriage, Your immediate loved ones push you in the well of sufferings [lol] where as in Love Marriage, you have no choice left but to jump in the well of sufferings yourself!

Regards

Akash

Lameassonwheels

Stand up act by Mr. Obama. I am not sure this deserve to be here but it is different and he got some real hilarious jokes [:D]

!. I am totally amused by the way he handled it like a pro.
PS: The video is somewhat old and many of us might have already watched it)
http://youtu.be/DkKj4LHAVYc

chairmansaab

Not really a joke but good read nevertheless.

Punjabi:

3 kutte ikathe hoye USA ch ,

Pehla kutta , American : 22 dil khol ke bhunki da te raj ke khaayi-peyi da, America di koi rees ni kar shakda

Dhoosra kuta , Soviet-Russian : Veere , khaan peen nu tah bahut kuj milda par Kanjar bhukan ni dende , Mai tah ithe bhukan ayeya !

Teeshra kutta , Indian : Mitro (emotional mood), gal eda hai ki, Nah hi India kuj khaan nu milda te nah hi bhukan dende sale ! Mai tah ithe dove kam karn ayeya!

Translation: English

3 dogs came together and held a meeting in USA

First dog, American : I bark plenty plus there is enough food for me to munch-on all day! No one can beat America !

Second dog, Soviet-Russian : I eat as much as i can, my govt. takes care of me but they won't let me bark! I came here to release my frustration.

Third dog , Indian : There is not enough food available for me. I'll be lucky to get my hands on a loaf of bread. I cough more than i bark. My life is sick I came here so i could eat as well as bark.

Akash1886

Buddies,

A Funny FB MEME

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Regards

Akash

allhyundaicars · Apr 9, 2015

That is so true. Each and everything has happened to me as well. First the "bullet" is fine. I park it , come back only to find it won't start. No reason just won't start. Wait a few minutes , maybe say a few curse words ,do everything that comes in your mind, pray to god and it'll start [lol]

shrid · Apr 8, 2015

Is that a pun? (about the Bullet's weight) [thinking] Or maybe I need to relearn the meaning of 'pun'

incarnation · Apr 8, 2015

guys those who are sissies bullet is never for them. if you know what you are riding, know the niggles. its a wonderful ride and which bike doesn't have issues, all do. guess at the end of the day we are riding parts of metal controlled electronically and mechanical and electrical parts are prone to wear and tear. even human beings have wear and tear.
only one thing was right in this reality of bullet is in case you are out of gas, yes then pushing it to the nearest gas station can be a TASK. rest i think this guy never rode one or maintained the one he had in a nice way. bullets if maintained well comes a long way. its the way you take care of it.

allhyundaicars

[embarass] well that embarrassing. No pun but i meant "wait"
:suspect: don't know why i wrote that.

vijay_968

Two Pics taken from the web to bring out the smile. 3 idiots came to my mind after seeing this one:

Now before going to the next one, a little reading: In 1951 , Chrysler introduced the HEMI , a V-8 engine with 180 horsepower which ushered in the golden age of the American muscle car. Now the Pic.

[B said:

That word sissies is a bit strong, isn't it. It reminds me of Party Workers in India who blindly believe in their corrupt Leaders even when the leaders are jailed. They abuse ALL those who are opposed to their views, damage newspaper/magazine offices etc etc.

My 8+ year old 100CC 4 stroke Bike doesn't need maintenance the way a Bullet needs. The earlier bike that I bought in 1993 also didn't go the mechanic the way a Bullet goes. Even after a month of no-use, when I kick it starts within 3 kicks. THAT IS A BIKE. Not the one that makes me feel uncomfortable to push/pull it to a Service Center every now and then.

BTW, almost lot many people buy maintenance free batteries for cars/bikes/inverters, including me. People spend money to buy trouble free watches / mobiles / TVs / etc. People pay premium to get a house constructed by a trouble free builder. People chose brides/grooms from families with trouble free reputation.

As per your definition, we are all sissies ?

GrandRk

A guy brought brand new Jaguar and felt that he should show it to his girlfriend as a surprise.
Girlfriend after looking at the car,
"WoW !! New Car !! That too from Puma "

The guy is still in comma...!! [lol]

Akash1886

Buddies,

Definition of Marriage in Academic Terms [;)] : It is a convocation in which Man looses his degree of Bachelors and Wife gains a degree of Masters!! [lol]

Issued in interest of Husbands!

Regards

Akash

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